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Re: I make my wife have nightmares Rainman #200640 01/25/10 09:23 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,963 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus OP Moderator Lunker OP Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,963 Likes: 276 Central Ohio To update this thread, Rainman has refused to continue hauling plesiosaurs for me after what can only be described as a minor misunderstanding. Rex, I just wanted to say I understand and I hope your daughter didn't use her pinky much anyway. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Theo Gallus #200704 01/25/10 05:58 PM Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 647 michigan 2 2catmom Lunker 2catmom Lunker 2 Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 647 michigan Just to set the record straight, how can I put this delicately? After a certain number of years a large percentage of husbands give their wives nightmares, so don't worry. HUSBAND AND CAT MISSING -$100 REWARD FOR THE CAT! I subscribe too, but tried and failed at the fish logo.

Re: I make my wife have nightmares 2catmom #200706 01/25/10 06:13 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,740 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Obviously, 2catmom, you've never been with a sophisticated man. The sophisticated man never, never has a problem with giving his wife nightmares. The sophisticated man snores, therefore, his wife never gets any sleep. Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Sunil #200721 01/25/10 07:46 PM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. B burgermeister Lunker burgermeister Lunker B Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,025 Likes: 1 Houston, Tx. HUSBAND AND CAT MISSING -$100 REWARD FOR THE CAT! Now, THAT is pretty delicate!

Re: I make my wife have nightmares burgermeister #200728 01/25/10 08:31 PM Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 647 michigan 2 2catmom Lunker 2catmom Lunker 2 Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 647 michigan Belive it or not, I have shown my husband my tag line. We have no secrets, well, almost. HUSBAND AND CAT MISSING -$100 REWARD FOR THE CAT! I subscribe too, but tried and failed at the fish logo.

Re: I make my wife have nightmares 2catmom #200734 01/25/10 08:49 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA J jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker J Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA  Originally Posted By: 2catmom After a certain number of years a large percentage of husbands give their wives nightmares, so don't worry. YEARS?!? Heck I think I gave JWHAP nightmares in the first week. When we announced to my parents that we were getting married my mom turned to Ricki and said "Are you sure you want to do this? We're stuck with him, but you have a choice." JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)

Re: I make my wife have nightmares jeffhasapond #200747 01/25/10 09:50 PM Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,713 Likes: 35 Minnesota Dwight Administrator Lunker Dwight Administrator Lunker Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,713 Likes: 35 Minnesota It all sounds normal to me. Life is Good on Bremer Pond Bremer Pond Weather

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Dwight #200757 01/25/10 10:08 PM Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 16,049 Likes: 276 Hurst & Bowie, Texas D Dave Davidson1 Moderator Lunker Dave Davidson1 Moderator Lunker D Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 16,049 Likes: 276 Hurst & Bowie, Texas Theo, ask her if the dream was in color. It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color. Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done. Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Dave Davidson1 #200763 01/25/10 10:27 PM Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 563 Southeast Michigan CoachB Ambassador Lunker CoachB Ambassador Lunker Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 563 Southeast Michigan My Fish Wife says, "People with ponds have too much time on their hands!" Thanks for the wonderful entertainment!! Brian Retired Coach Just another day in paradise!

Re: I make my wife have nightmares CoachB #200778 01/25/10 11:27 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,692 Michigan J JKB Hall of Fame 2015 Lunker JKB Hall of Fame 2015 Lunker J Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,692 Michigan  Originally Posted By: CoachB My Fish Wife says, "People with ponds have too much time on their hands!" Thanks for the wonderful entertainment!! Hey CoachB, You by chance maybe purchased an Optical Comparator. Just want to see if it is the same CoachB in MI.

Re: I make my wife have nightmares JKB #200800 01/26/10 07:53 AM Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 563 Southeast Michigan CoachB Ambassador Lunker CoachB Ambassador Lunker Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 563 Southeast Michigan Not me. I looked up comparators though, and they are pretty cool. Brian Retired Coach Just another day in paradise!

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Dave Davidson1 #200806 01/26/10 08:49 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,963 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus OP Moderator Lunker OP Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,963 Likes: 276 Central Ohio  Originally Posted By: Dave Davidson1 Theo, ask her if the dream was in color. It's been a while but I think so. Last edited by Theo Gallus; 01/26/10 08:49 AM. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Theo Gallus #200937 01/26/10 09:06 PM Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 35 Central Ohio F Fish Wife Lunker Fish Wife Lunker F Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 35 Central Ohio Here is a picture of Theo's new pond that keeps me up at night. One person's pond is another person's borrow pit.

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Fish Wife #200950 01/26/10 09:28 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,963 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus OP Moderator Lunker OP Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,963 Likes: 276 Central Ohio If you look real close you can see the plesiosaurs. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Theo Gallus #201000 01/26/10 11:22 PM Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 7,099 Likes: 23 St Louis, MO area R Rainman Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame Lunker Rainman Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame Lunker R Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 7,099 Likes: 23 St Louis, MO area Fish wife's gonna smack you............HARD!

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Rainman #201031 01/27/10 07:09 AM Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 16,049 Likes: 276 Hurst & Bowie, Texas D Dave Davidson1 Moderator Lunker Dave Davidson1 Moderator Lunker D Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 16,049 Likes: 276 Hurst & Bowie, Texas What are you whining about Ronda? This water hole looks pretty easy to dip water from. Be glad you have a thoughtful guy like Theo to spend your life with. If he's too busy, you could always install an easy entry gate. BTW, how's the shoulder coming along? It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color. Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done. Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Dave Davidson1 #201127 01/27/10 04:08 PM Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 35 Central Ohio F Fish Wife Lunker Fish Wife Lunker F Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 35 Central Ohio Went to see the doc today, he also raises beef cattle and horses. Doc gave me a prescription to buy a Bobcat as necessary medical equipment, but I'm having problems getting MedCo to approve it. I have now been officially released to lift more than a pound, so "Little Theo" and I can resume our play dates. Can I have my Bobcat now, "Big Theo"? One person's pond is another person's borrow pit.

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Fish Wife #201128 01/27/10 04:10 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA J jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker J Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA Sooner or later I'm gonna think of a way to respond to that in such a way that I'm not permanently banned from Pond Boss. JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)

Re: I make my wife have nightmares jeffhasapond #201129 01/27/10 04:11 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA J jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker J Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA It' probably gonna be later. JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)

Re: I make my wife have nightmares jeffhasapond #201130 01/27/10 04:11 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA J jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker J Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA BRETTSKI?!?! JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)

Re: I make my wife have nightmares jeffhasapond #201131 01/27/10 04:13 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA J jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker J Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA Oh and by the way it's good to hear you're feeling better Fish Wife! JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)

Re: I make my wife have nightmares jeffhasapond #201134 01/27/10 04:17 PM Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Little Brettski already has a playmate. I could sure use a Bobcat, tho

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Brettski #201137 01/27/10 04:19 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA J jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker J Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA Boy are you in trouble when Theo reads this. Last edited by jeffhasapond; 01/27/10 04:21 PM. Reason: sounded naughtier than I intended. Therefore I self moderated. JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)

Re: I make my wife have nightmares jeffhasapond #201140 01/27/10 04:23 PM Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Brettski Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,934 Likes: 2 Illinois I said Bobcat; not cougar

Re: I make my wife have nightmares Brettski #201141 01/27/10 04:24 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA J jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker jeffhasapond Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker J Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,615 Likes: 5 Pond in No CA, Me in So CA You're just making it worse Brettski. JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)