Yo T - happy birthday me amigo. I've taken the liberty of lining up your day for you:
Quit work early
Find a mess of morels
Harvest several plump YP
Fire it up just in time for a family of Sasquatch to join you
Mother ship arrives, takes you for a cosmic journey and resolves your burning existential issues
Lay in bed, healthy burp, giggle like a schoolgirl
FIN
I guess one out of six isn't bad...
Well, I suppose there's still the chance I will be abducted by aliens later this evening. I will jot down a few of my more noteworthy existential musings in the notepad by the nightstand, just in case.
Thanks again everyone.... I have had the good fortune to meet some of you face to face, while others, for now, I know only by name. Either way, I have learned much by your willingness to share here on the forum. I appreciate you all.