So I'm driving along trying to retrieve the text message that TJ sent me.

I'm pushing this button and that on my cell phone.

Heck I don't even know if my cell phone knows what a text message is.

I'm using TJ's name in vain for texting me and not calling or emailing.

And then....

BUMP BUMP


So I stop the car get out and look around and.....

......OH NO, I'm in trouble again.

The rabbit is being paid back for stealing the farmers chicken eggs. You were just the instrument, JHAP.

TJ is innocent on this count though there are other incidents that that he is to blame.

Thanks Dwight, that saves me a phone call with Todd for some lawyering.

Calling TJ innocent just somehow seems like a stretch?

Its not your fault JHAP or TJs. Its the fault of the one who sent out a blind rabbit to cross a road carrying all the eggs. It was bound to run into someone's car.

I'm actually more interested in finding out if your car sustained any damage, because I think we could file a claim for that.

Here I am enjoying a family filled traditional American Easter Sunday while unknowingly being falsely implicated in a scandal by my "other" family. Shame on you, shame on you all.

I feel so dirty now.



Oh wait a minute....

...okay...

... there I'm over it.

That could have taken a few seconds longer...jeesh.

Catmandoo sees an entire breakfast buffet.

I've got a shirt that says "I don't shoot innocent animals, I only shoot the ones that look guilty."

TJ just uses his truck! "Lets see, does that one look..... thump, thunp, thump as it bounces off the undercarriage. On second thought it doesn't matter now."

That's why he had to hide the eggs today.

Probably but I have a very high threshold for guilt. Sorta comes with the territory.



Besides I wouldn't call eating Gino's Pizza Rolls and watching the first season of Glee on DVD a "traditional American Easter Sunday."

No comment necessary, I just thought this was so funny we should read it twice.

Shameless post count padding!!!!

LOL

Tell me about it!

Boy, I just love threads that start saying something is TJ's fault.

But, I figured it had something to do with psychadelic/holographic mushrooms.

My life has been sheltered, what is a pornopsychographic mushroom?

Okay, so I'm implicated in rendering the Easter bunny into roadkill; eating Geno's pizza rolls in my boxers and watching a TV series which emasculates my frontiersman/Bear Grylls character; topped off by insinuations I'd be even vaguely familiar with the effects of pyschadelic substances of any kind.

So....that makes me a what?

Pretty well adjusted dude?

Not sure about well adjusted but seems to fit in pretty well around here.

The Evils of Sakhmet Solitaire

by cutie_pi111

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Written with much help and input from fairygal626.

Today, this reporter came across a terrifying phenomenon present in the outskirts of Neopian society, in the city most commonly known as Sakhmet in the Lost Desert. This phenomenon has a basis in the root of all evils, Sakhmet Solitaire, and its propensity to turn relatively normal, well-adjusted Neopians into zombies.

An upstanding citizen in the Pond Boss community?

Who would stoop so low as to quote people quoting quotes of people quoting other people just to boost their post count.

That is despicable.

AP I've read your quote over and over and I can't figure out what the heck you're talking about unless you're calling TJ a zombie.

Then I'd have to probably agree somewhat maybe.

Hmmmm, if you weren't participating in said activity how is it that you know exactly what you were wearing while participating in the activity to which you are denying participating in?

Remember the immortal (immoral?) words of Johnny Cochran...

If the boxers fit, the accusation is legit.

I really don't know what it means either, but it make just as much sense as some of the other topics on the forum.

TJ you fit in well here - just keep up the good aim.

Tell me about it!

What?

?

I do believe that this is the most reasonable statement made to this thread.







But don't quote me on that.

I knew if I ignored your bullying you'd lose interest and find another target. The key was simply NOT to post to this worthless thread....DOH!

Writing your name in snow is fun at times, when your mind is not thinking of other things. It takes practice to get your penmanship down, and an itch or twitch at the wrong moment will just blow it. Fortunately, snowfall is a natural eraser.

This is the the worthless post thread just to bump up your count...

... Isn't it?...

...I believe it really was TJ's fault, because diet Pepsi can't generate the required pressure and flow as other consumable's required to practice penmanship.

I forgot where I was going with this

Oh yeah, worthless posts!

I hear ya, man.

Bullying? Bullying?!?

I was merely relaying a factual account of a story. That Sir is not bullying.

Bullying would be more like this.

TJ, in repayment of the accusation that you made against me for bullying, I am planning on sending an elite squad of trained Sock Puppets to devastate your pond life.

There, now that is bullying.


PS
Don't think I can't send the sock puppet army if I want to....

Man...that sock puppet is a creepy thing - "It's just a puppet, it's just a puppet..."