I have been informed and tend to agree...
your profile name is a little awkward to refer to in conversation. Have you a particular handle you'd rather go by?
So let the nominations for a new "handle" begin! I am open for any(OK, most) nick names... Let your voice be heard. We'll give the nomination process a day or two and then let the voting begin!
Hmmm, this is going to require some thought. A new screen name is not something that you should just rush into. Let's see what we know about you:
1. You minored in wildlife and fisheries science from Penn State. (What did you major in?)
2. You are a law enforcement officer
3. You have (at least IMHO) a vast knowledge about forage fish species. And appear to give good advice regarding most species of fish, however you need to be re-educated regarding GSF.
4. You instantly became a regular poster to this forum which suggests either that you are committed to the future of pond management or that you should be committed (it's a fine line between the two).
5. You like lasagna.
I shall require some time in order to propose an adequate screen name.
I forget, how many characters are we limited to?
I would say that is up to Bruce, he is the one who came up with this idea... I just agreed with it!
Don't we already have a smagoogleheim?
OK, well since it is going to be my AKA... I figure I'll throw an idea out there. Since my initials are TT. I had a nickname of T2. T2 might just be easier than CJBS2003 or smagoogleheim... But I tell ya, smagoogleheim is pretty easy to type out!
How,in your infinate wisdom,did you figure out he likes lasagna,and why is that important,unless yer gonna nickname him lunch?
Hmmm, this is going to require some thought. A new screen name is not something that you should just rush into. Let's see what we know about you:
1. You minored in wildlife and fisheries science from Penn State. (What did you major in?)
2. You are a law enforcement officer
3. You have (at least IMHO) a vast knowledge about forage fish species. And appear to give good advice regarding most species of fish, however you need to be re-educated regarding GSF.
4. You instantly became a regular poster to this forum which suggests either that you are committed to the future of pond management or that you should be committed (it's a fine line between the two).
5. You like lasagna.
1 and 2 are correct... 3, well that is for you all to decide.(Deep down I love GSF, shhhh...) 4, I love pond management and this Forum is top notch! 5, not my favorite but I do like it.
And regarding 1, well that is where my original screen name comes from. I majored in "C"riminal "J"ustice, with a "B"achelor of "S"cience. The CJBS part... The 2003 is the year I graduated...
Hence, CJBS2003...
Throckmorton P. Keelbuster?
"Officer TT" is definitely better than what the drunk guy called me last night!
Say that fast 3 times,and then decide
Maybe we just call him Boss?
"Shakin' it over here Boss"
I would say that is up to Bruce, he is the one who came up with this idea... I just agreed with it!
Although I agree with Bruce's suggestion of an easier to use screen name, I would caution you against leaving the final decision up to him. You are new to this forum so you don't know the entire story about him.
First off Bruce Condello is not his real name, it is a pseudonym or "nom de plume" if you will. His real name is Maxwell Spackelberry (just don't call him Mack). He selected Bruce Condello because he thought it sounded more dignified that his real name.
Secondly he is hiding behind this pseudonym while operating the "Condello Institute for the Creation of Ludicrously Proportioned Blue Gill" and has well known and documented history of terrifying BG into achieving growth rates that are far above normal.
Thirdly he proclaims to be a dentist yet no one has ever actually seen his dental office. I believe that this is just a front to cover his nefarious activities.
I could go on and on but you get the point.
How,in your infinate wisdom,did you figure out he likes lasagna,and why is that important,unless yer gonna nickname him lunch?
Tom, you should know by now that I have my sources. Every item of information is important no matter how insignificant it may seem at the time. Selecting a screen name is a delicate matter.
Oh and by the way Tom, you have an accumulation of dust behind your refrigerator that you should probably take care of. Just thought you should know.
1 and 2 are correct... 3, well that is for you all to decide.(Deep down I love GSF, shhhh...) 4, I love pond management and this Forum is top notch! 5, not my favorite but I do like it.
1 & 2, of course I am.
3. You are a wise and honorable man to admit that you love GSF.
4. Yes this forum is excellent.
5. I didn't say it was your favorite, merely that you liked it.
And regarding 1, well that is where my original screen name comes from. I majored in "C"riminal "J"ustice, with a "B"achelor of "S"cience. The CJBS part... The 2003 is the year I graduated... Hence, CJBS2003...
It sounds like you went through a much more complicated process that I did when I selected my screen name.
That's pretty good Tom! Has a nice ring to it.
FWIW, some days I think of you as "CJ" and some days I think of you as "BS".
For your new handle, I nominate "The Pondmeister formerly known as CJBS2003"
FWIW, some days I think of you as "CJ" and some days I think of you as "BS".
Not the first time my name and BS were said in the same sentence...
FWIW, some days I think of you as "CJ" and some days I think of you as "BS".
For your new handle, I nominate "The Pondmeister formerly known as CJBS2003"
Has Edward T. Nubblenose been taken?
Definitely easy on the ol' typin' fingers.
Has Edward T. Nubblenose been taken?
Ironically, yes it has but he almost never posts anymore.
So far we have:
Smagoogleheim
Officer TT
T2
Pondcop
TPFKAC (The Pondmeister Formerly Known As CJBS2003)
Sagittarius
Peace Man
El Nino~
Captain & Tenille?
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I'm just trying to up my post count...
Vote for Pedro!
I tried to come up with a good name on those "funny name generator" pages but the best one came from the "Drag Queen Name Generator" page.
For everyone's sake, I'll leave that one alone.
Oh and by the way Tom, you have an accumulation of dust behind your refrigerator that you should probably take care of. Just thought you should know.
Somehow,you have been misinformed.The fridge,which sits right beside the icemaker,is cleaned under and around on a weekly basis with a leafblower.Cant have the beer-cooling mechanisms going haywire,now,can we?
There's that banjo music stuck in my head again...GAH!
I like Tom's "PondCop". Can't think of anything better.
I like Pondcop. It's short and simple, combines your involvement in two worlds:
One world in which you deal with the rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a*%-kickers and sh#%-kickers of society...
and the other of being a law enforcement officer.
Plus the abbreviation would be PC.
I couldn't stop watchin' that dang thing.
It's stuck in my mind as well.
OK, so we've agreed.
It's Bananas T. Nubblenose.
This thread will get to 18 pages in record time.
My whole point of posting the video was to get that dang song stuck in everyone's head! HEHE my plan has worked!
This thread will get to 18 pages in record time.
I've created a monster!!! Well, actually Bruce did...
I tried to come up with a good name on those "funny name generator" pages but the best one came from the "Drag Queen Name Generator" page.
I was going to ask you how it was that that you know that there even was a Drag Queen Name Generator let alone the location of it but I've decided that there are some things that even I, JHAP, would rather not know.
This thread will get to 18 pages in record time.
I've created a monster!!! Well, actually Bruce did...
It wouldn't be the first time that Bruce caused the internet to slow down and I'll hazard a guess that it won't be the last.
I was going to ask you how it was that that you know that there even was a Drag Queen Name Generator let alone the location of it but I've decided that there are some things that even I, JHAP, would rather not know.
Ya know, I was thinking the same exact thing!
And you wonder why I never post on the weekends...
OH SNAP is right. TMI, way way TMI.
Well as Brettski so rudely pointed out to me, I have beans to count. I'll check in later to see the progress here. Brettski can be such a demanding boss.
how bout "hoosiyerdaddy"
i just wanted to post on this thread.....
good luck cj.....
actually i was getting used to callin you cj, cj was fine with me...what gives, why change....just cause bruce cant come to grips with cjsb2003?
i like pond cop too
OK, LEGITIMATE nominations so far:
T2
Pondcop
Peace Man
Keep the nominations coming! I worked last night, I gotta get some sleep.
Every single entry I put forth was "legitimate."
What is this, Bruce, the Blue Oyster Cult symbol if they had all been fishermen?
This thread will get to 18 pages in record time.
I know another forum where they place over/under bets on how long a thread will go.
"Festus J. Fingergespitzner"
Da law or
Dalaw
Occifer CJ, Occifer BS
C3PO, Flatfoot, Lawdog, Gendarme, Fuzzy, Buford T. Justice?
FWIW, I havent understood a single one of Sunil's recommendations.
Buford Pussard Walking Tall?
This thread will get to 18 pages in record time.
I know another forum where they place over/under bets on how long a thread will go.
I'll go with the under!
My nomination is for "Camel Joe" or CJ for short, "Joe Camel" is already taken.
Jeb-Bob Goatplanter
Buttercup Monkeyhonker
Or my personal favorite.
Barney Fish
Coming into this thread rather late, my only request is to avoid anything that suggests an association with law enforcement.
As you have already admitted to an unfortunate admiration and even affection for green sunfish, it will be necessary for several of us to occasionally subject you to our scorn and derision, much as we have had to do with JHAP. This inevitably lead to a further erosion of the respect for authority which is currently afflicting our country.
My respect for authority currently remains intact, but that for the elderly is completely kuput, as it was recently revealed in these threads that both JHAP and Brettski had reached The Age of Colonoscopy. Please do not contribute to a further degradation in traditional values.
Do we have a Jubilation T. Cornpone
now, that one, I know. Along with Buford P.
How 'bout Linus Nardnachmar?
FWIW, I havent understood a single one of Sunil's recommendations.
You haven't spent enough time drinking Corona and listening to "The Concert for the People of Kampuchea".
I left this thread chuckling, came back and read it 4 hours later, now in fits of laughter. Oww my ribs.
Doug Flutie reference? Haha good stuff, I personally favor Dunkin' or officer TT.
Dr.Pepper spray? Maceman?
A drunk driver calmly waits as the police officer strolls up to his car.
"Be cool, be cool", he says to himself. "Don't do anything to tip him off".
The policeman asks for his license and registration.
The drunk driver replies, "Whassbegotten, osprey?"
How about Osprey?
Officer Donut? Not to be confused with Officer Doughnut.
I know, I'm so original...
Dis a guy while he's at work. 'Dunkin?' Is there an all night Crispy Creme?
Kidding, just kidding, Mr. occifer. Peace out.
Is Texas in your jurisdiction?
I didnt notice your rating. Are you still a Yolk Sac?
Ya left yourself wide open.
How about "Don't Taze Me Bro" HAHA This thread has gotten a life of its own! Some good ideas no doubt... Some bad ideas, definitely no doubt!
I am a writer you know.........
I'd warn you not to get a big head about that, but it would be shutting the barn door after burying the horse.
Peace Man. That is his game!
Peace Man(CJBS2003), You be careful out there!
I can't wait for the results!
When will the final decision be made???
Peace Man is a pretty good name for local law enforcement, and makes us old hippies happy too. Your PBF name should have some relevancy to your lot in life.
Leband lang, und prosper,
der stock
Boys in BlueGill, or Crappie Cop. (pronounced croppy)
(spinning off of Kevin H)
10-4; crappie
Just the facts Mamn; or JTF or LMBFAO.
Pamela Anderson went by just plain old CJ on Baywatch, and she was pretty successful, she has been in a movie or two since then, like Borat and a movie featured in Borat...I think...
Not to beat a dead horse but Crispy Cream does have a pretty nice ring to it.
still shakin' it
Not to beat a dead horse but Crispy Cream does have a pretty nice ring to it.
still shakin' it
I like Coppernose. Get it! C-o-p-p-e-r, cop, law officer. Do I have to explain everything to you guys.
My newest favorite is Pond Fuzz.
Heybud how about Cop R. Nose.
I just don't have much of an imagination with names. I searched on a site and found Gil T. Azel (guilty as hell) but that's about it.
My vote is for Pond Fuzz, unless of course someone comes up with something better, then I will invoke the hanging chad clause of the Pond Boss membership regulations and cast another vote.
Heybud how about Cop R. Nose.
I'll second that.
I just don't have much of an imagination with names. I searched on a site and found Gil T. Azel (guilty as hell) but that's about it.
Don't forget the classics:
Hugh Jazz
Amanda Hugginkis
Ivana Tinkle
Anita DeGroyn
CJ just remember to turn down the movie roles offered for private films like Pam did, they are questionable career wise....especially if you choose the name Pond Fuzz, which gets my vote too.
I wonder if he gave any thought to what he was letting himself in for when he started this thread?
Pond Potty Policeman?
T-Square? Too toolish or too algebraic? I kinda like DoubleT...
FWIW, I havent understood a single one of Sunil's recommendations.
What a funny coincidence,I dont understand any of his POSTS.
Cop R. Nose and coppernose are really funny.
Let's try to make everyone happy
The cop u lating fuzzy, pig-nosed, doughnut-eating, peace man.
Jeez, you completely missed your opportunity.
The correct response would have been....
OH SNAP!It's too late now so forget it. Oh and by the way the 26 point type and bold red lettering really add to the impact (just for future reference).
Let's try to make everyone happy
The cop u lating fuzzy, pig-nosed, doughnut-eating, peace man.
NO WAY! CULFPNDEPC is worse than what he has now!
Pond Boss handle on eBay auction: "Peace Man"
CJBS2003 has the high bid. 6 hours to go.....
The handle "Peace Man" as a law enforcement tool:
CJBS2003 pulls over a road-weaver.
As the road-weaver's window goes down CJBS2003 says, "Peace, Man".
The road-weaver replies, "want a toke?" BUSTED!!, "want a beer?" BUSTED!!
Pretty much the worst possible scenario for the road-weaver.
No matter how you spell it, Coppernose is Brilliant...Brilliant
If you remember the Police Academy flicks then you can't forget "Tacklebary". Kind of has a fishy ring to it.
Sunil needs to exit the sweatlodge and lay down the peyote!!
Hey man! It's Dwight that needs to exit the sweatlodge!!
There's too much thought in trying to link the name to the man.
Just go with what feels right.
Here it is.....
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Coos Coos
There's too much thought in trying to link the name to the man.
Oh, all this time I have run with the handle "Dwight" not knowing....
Wow! I leave you guys alone for a day... And well... Geeze! I think we have enough nominations. Now for the VOTE!
1. T2
2. CJ
3. Pondcop
4. Peace Man
5. Pond Fuzz
6. Dunkin
7. CopRnose
8. Jail Bait
It's a shame we don't have the ability to create a poll, so we'll just do it by number... Pick the one you like best and post the number. Now remember, this new name is to replace CJBS2003, so one would think the new name should be easier to type. Some of the nominated names don't seem so easy... Anyways, the poll starts now and will end Saturday evening. Let your voice be heard!
I checked the user list and there already is a CJ.
You would have to buy it from him.
I vote #5
What, mine didn't even make the top 8. OH SNAP!!!!!
I vote for # 5......
Well, I am not going to be redoing the name. I will keep CJBS2003 as my official name. But will be referred to as ---- from after the vote on. As will be indicated in the AKA in my signature.
I need more choices (8?), or I'm not playing.
CJ,
Even though you might be a donut slurping pondpig (who I hope has a sense of humor), I have to vote #7.
By the way, I looked up Stafford, VA and see you are on I-95 between DC and Richmond. Sheesh man, you must like action! Be careful out there. I delivered a boat to Richmond, VA a couple of months ago. I pulled in at 3am and decided to sleep in the parking lot at Domninion Power, which is fairly close to the RJ Reynolds plant. I'm too cheap to get a hotel for 3 hours of sleep. Unbeknownst to me, I wasn't in the best of neighborhoods. If Clark Griswald was with me, you can bet he would have said "O.K., Roll'em up". Be safe and center mass!
HAHA, thanks for the kind words. I chose to work for a police department in the quiet suburbs of DC... Still plenty of action, but I don't feel like I am gonna be shot at any moment.
I thought robocroppie should have made the list too,RBC,but what do I know.At least pondcop made it in.And in all fairness,I'll have to vote#7.
As the infamous saying goes Sunil.....
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.Drink heavily my son,and all will be well
Never a cop when you need one.
Well, I am not going to be redoing the name. I will keep CJBS2003 as my official name. But will be referred to as ---- from after the vote on. As will be indicated in the AKA in my signature.
WHAT???? Can't the moderators in their infinite power change your screen name or move your post count? You could then in your signature line write something like "The pond meister formerly known as CJBS2003.
I vote for number 7 but be sure to insert the proper spaces as in Cop R Nose or Cop Rnose.
I'd like to place a vote for number seven.
I am unable to cast a vote for any of the selections because they all fail to capture the essence of the man.
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Pork Tenderloin?
CJ, you will forever more be CR to me.
ThemeisterformerlyknownasCJBS2003
WalkerVAranger
Although Chuck might see that as a threat to his uniqueness. Better be carefull with this one. We don't want anyone getting roundhouse kicked.
Enter Chuck Norris jokes in 3....2....1....
Okay, but just one, and I'll make it pond related.
If Chuck Norris goes in your pond (it would be on purpose, he would never fall!), he doesn't "get wet". The pond gets Chuck Norris.
did anyone suggest CJhooker yet?
Wow! I leave you guys alone for a day... And well... Geeze! I think we have enough nominations. Now for the VOTE!
1. T2
2. CJ
3. Pondcop
4. Peace Man
5. Pond Fuzz
6. Dunkin
7. CopRnose
8. Jail Bait
It's a shame we don't have the ability to create a poll, so we'll just do it by number... Pick the one you like best and post the number. Now remember, this new name is to replace CJBS2003, so one would think the new name should be easier to type. Some of the nominated names don't seem so easy... Anyways, the poll starts now and will end Saturday evening. Let your voice be heard!
he he he , this thread should be moved to the funnys ewest.
cj, i'll stick w/ mine and add one more as follows:
first choice: pondcop (we have pondboss, have to have a pondcop)
second choice: cj (easy to type)
third choice: coprnose (clever, i like this too....)
Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer, too bad he's never cried...
(I'm learning from Sunil how to get my post count up)
I am unable to cast a vote for any of the selections because they all fail to capture the essence of the man.
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Pork Tenderloin?
Cant you think about anything besides food?
Or beer,gotcha with that one,did'nt I
OH SNAP......that just saved you a post
"Hi!"
You trying to up your post count also?
Don't make me call you TOM G!
Don't make me call you TOM G!
LANGUAGE...LANGUAGE !!!
Can I get a moderator here?
Yo wanto casto voto for number seveno.
Yo wanto casto voto for number seveno.
I thought you were VERY busy countin beans.
Don't make me call you TOM G!
LANGUAGE...LANGUAGE !!!
Can I get a moderator here?
Unfortunatly,he IS a moderator.tells you where we rate in the scheme of things doesn't it?
I understood this to mean that "TOM G" is a bad word.
"Don't mock me Round-Eye" is a term taken from Bobby Subgum, the world's first Ninja entertainer.
Subgum did quite a few radio interviews and when he felt the hosts were patronizing him, he would say "don't mock me, Round-Eye."
I thought it was LOL funny.
That's not even from this thread is it?
Us popo can't get any love... Seriously, where's a cop when ya need one? Dunkin' donuts no doubt!
Hello everybody! Can I play??
depends...
what shape are your eyes?
They're shaped like little footballs.
They're shaped like little footballs.
Do you like chicken in a bucket?
One of Subgum's funniest interviews was when the Pittsburgh Post Gazzete went on strike and there was no newspaper.
Subgum was hired as the Town Crier so people could get their news.
Subgum had problems announciating the letter 'r.'
They're shaped like little footballs.
Do you like chicken in a bucket?
Mostly breasts. I'm not a thigh guy.
footballs? chicken in a bucket?
...sensing a theme here?
It was a close vote but the winner is............
copRnose
But I have a feeling you all will call me what ever you want!
How about Fatty McButterpants?
Then what do we call Fatty McButterpants (and don't say Fattyhasapond).
"Copper Clappers"
Oops........that was a Johnny Carson/Sgt Friday gig.
OK, then, CR it is.
Welcome CR. Tell us about your pond?
It was a close vote but the winner is............
copRnose
But I have a feeling you all will call me what ever you want!
We call you a lot of things,we just dont let you hear us.You dont really patrol Texas,do you?
I drive a florescent orange VW Bug,not a 3/4 ton diesel truck.
Then what do we call Fatty McButterpants (and don't say Fattyhasapond).
anything ,but late for supper!!!!
