AWWW come on Sunil! I can totally envision you gliding effortlessly across your pond with the grace and ease of a water strider. Someone like Fatty McButterpants........not so much.
Well I guess that would be a little more dignified that drinking beer from a Tommy Tippie cup. But I kinda always liked the little bear on the cup. Besides I never let a lack of dignity stop me before. They don't hold much though so that's a factor.