JHAP,Did I miss something lately? I too have been having some difficultys getting on and posting but Im dealing with it cause this is such a great and informative sight.I dont remember you posting such a serious post without any wisecracks.Please reinsetr humer,thats part of the reason I visit here......
MERRY CHRISTMAS everybody
Sorry Tom and I also apologize to Tim (I didnt mean for my post to sound so harsh). I have just been diagnosed with Pond Boss Malfunction Syndrome. This is no joking matter as Pond Boss Malfunction Syndrome (commonly referred to as PBMS) affects thousands of Pond Meisters.
PBMS symptoms include:
mood swings
irritability
depression
anxiety
angry outbursts
confusion or fuzzy thinking
tearfulness
fatigue
insomnia
changes in libido
overeating
cravings, especially for salty or sweet foods
alcohol intolerance
acne
hives
bloating
weight gain
headaches
breast swelling and pain
edema (visible swelling, particularly in the hands, feet and legs)
asthma
sinus problems
sore throat
worsening of chronic conditions like arthritis and ulcers
difficulty with coordination, being more prone to accidents
dizziness, decreased balance
heart pounding (palpitation)
nausea
fainting
urinary problems
My wife is really getting tired of my behavior. The other day I was just sitting in a corner of my office blubbering uncontrollably. When my wife asked what was wrong all I could say is cant log on, cant post, I feel so fat and ugly. Im not in the mood lately to whisper in her ear about Red Ear Sunfish and Aeration and forget about any naughty spawning banter. The doctors think that the problems with the Pond Boss website is somehow interacting with my Personality Suppression Medication (the dosage of which I was forced to increase after the entire Red Ear Sunfish cartoon fiasco) to cause abnormal seriousness. I think that my PBMS will subside once Pond Boss is back to normal operations if not I will go off my personality suppression medication completely. But if I do I cant guarantee that Pond Boss wont suffer the brunt of my unbridled warped sense of humor.
I miss not being able to interact on a regular basis with all of the great folks at Pond Boss. Thanks for asking. And I wish you all a very Merry Christmas as well.
Now lets see if this will post
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