Doesn't take too many this size to make one pound of crayfish.
Great job growing the monster crawdads!
Very impressive that you trained them to drink beer. (Of course it was probably easier to do since they have a can opener on each front appendage!)
Why did you teach them to drink light beer? Wouldn't they gain weight better if you had them drink the full-calorie good beer?
Or are you keeping that beer for yourself?