My buddy Otto is a character. A real piece of work. Many years ago, he, I and Lusk were flying to Atlanta to a conference that Greg Grimes was having. They went through the gate first. I got stopped because my name was on the do not fly list. Uh Oh. While they were checking things, Lusk and Otto were making loud wise cracks about me looking like a terrorist. I wasn't enjoying it near as much as they were. Anyway, they realized that it wasn't me on the list.
When we got to the conference, we had a break between sessions. I went into the restroom to get rid of some of the coffee I had drank. When I stepped out Otto said, in a loud voice. "Dave, did you wash your hands? You know what your Wife said." You could have heard a pin drop with everybody looking at me. I wanted to shoot him. I've gotten even with him a couple of times since then and we have a mutual distrust.
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