Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello
I'm really surprised that nobody noticed something. This was taken during a period of my life that I was going through intense counseling. My disorder was known as "multishirtiphrenzia", which is essentially the disorder of the frontal lobe that makes you not realize you've already put a shirt on.



In this picture I actually only weigh 145 pounds, but by the time I had twenty-five to thirty shirts on I looked much heavier. This also cost me some excellent Hollywood roles.


I am glad you have conqeured multishirtziphrenia, Bruce. The downside, as everyone who was in the bar in Arlington on Saturday night knows, is that now you only have one shirt to wear. The wrong one.


"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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