I was sitting in a public bathroom stall the other day taking care of business when a voice in the next stall says,"So how's it going?" Not knowing what to say and hoping this was not one of "those people" I reply with a shaky voice, "Just fine." The next sentence out of my stall neighbor's mouth was, "So what ya doing?" Oh dear I'm thinking. This is not good. "Taking care of business," I respond with growing anxiety. Much to my chagrin the guy then says, "Care if I come over there?" Now seriously alarmed and trying my best to get things done and the hell out of there I yell back "Hell yes I do care!" Next thing I know I hear, "Karen I'm going to have to hang up the cell now." Some idiot in the next stall keeps answering me every time I ask you a question!"
