"The worst I've got is college kids coming in with big chunks out of their lower right molars from opening beer bottles.":

Right now, I just want to say, for the record, that I've never been THAT stupid. I've been stupid before, but not THAT stupid.


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."