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I went swimming in the pond today to check the ropes on the island, and to remove some dying vegetation. Every moment I was aware of that icy stare. 
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Originally posted by Bruce Condello: I went swimming in the pond today to check the ropes on the island, and to remove some dying vegetation.
Every moment I was aware of that icy stare. He's assessing your strengths and weaknesses Bruce. Watching you like a cat watches a mouse. I'm telling you for your own good, put some restraints on Mj, before it's too late.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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It's a guy? I thought it looked like one of the girls from Rainbow's old "Stone Cold" video, plastic mask and all.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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Either that, or the movie "Eyes Wide Shut."
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
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Originally posted by jeffhasapond: Originally posted by Bruce Condello:
And by the way, I've rounded the corner to that pond exactly twenty-two times now, and MJ has scared the livin' woo-woo out of me every time.
It was a quiet night under the light of a full moon. The only audible noise was the muted lapping of water against the pond's shore. As the clock struck twelve Mj's left hand slowly began to twitch, then his right. Suddenly twin beams of brilliant red light emanated from Mj's eye sockets and he slowly rose to his feet. He turned to face the house, his evil expression never changing. With a zombie-like gait he approached the house, the squish, squish, squish sound of his foot steps going unnoticed.
Finding the back door of the house unlocked Mj entered the house and moved toward the kitchen. In a deliberate and stealthy manner he searched the kitchen cabinets placing one item after another on the counter. He gathered up the ingredients that he had so carefully collected in his left arm and quietly opened a drawer with his right hand. The glimmer of sharpened steel flashed in the moon light as he retrieved the butcher knife.
He exited the kitchen and moved with a deliberate and seemly malice-filled stride toward the bedroom. He slowly and quietly opened the bedroom door, its occupants completely unaware of the events that were about to unfold. The innocent sleepers were suddenly jolted awake as Mj began a blood curdling shriek. With this the assault had begun, the large knife slashing through the evening air. Clutching their covers as though some protection would be offered by mere fabric, they were terrified by the sight…. the room was being littered with carnage from the brutal attack, bits of chocolate, pieces of graham crackers and chunks of marshmallows seemed to rain down around them as Mj repeatedly shrieked “S’mores for me, S’mores for you, S’mores for everyone!” JHAP, you my friend are in the wrong business. You should be a writer! I bet you could sell a screen play to the movie makers. I am LSHIFIMP (Laughing so hard I fell in my pond!!)
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Originally posted by new_water_ways:
JHAP, you my friend are in the wrong business. You should be a writer! I bet you could sell a screen play to the movie makers.
I am LSHIFIMP (Laughing so hard I fell in my pond!!) Thanks Chris, reading all that tax code really makes me appreciate science fiction.  I didn't want to let it slip so soon but Bruce and I have been negotiating with several studios for for movie rights and I am currently developing a screen play. Bruce is working out the special effects and set location. We are hoping to cast Tom Cruise in a lead role since DIED has connections with him. We hope to begin filming this year and open in the fall of 2008. I just reviewed the art work for this project and the posters look great. The art work is still under wraps but here's a draft of the poster language.... It started as an innocent project to scare some birds. It evolved into something vengeful that terrified an entire town. Close the windows, lock the doors, and if you value your life stay away from the pond. Mj is in town and life will never be the same.....
"FRIDAY THE 14TH"...
...because Friday the 13th just wasn't enough.
JHAP
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 My hubby says he thought it was a hybred Gillman, From the Creature from the black Lagoon! :p
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