Hi my name is Jeff. I am a retired rock star. Some of you may know me; I use to play Tambourine for the Rolling Spawn. If you can get past my security detail I can be found fishing from my 600hp bass boat on my 57 acre lake. That is if you can find the lake on my 3,800 acre estate. My Maserati does 185, I lost my license, now I don�t drive.
Whaa, what? I've been dreaming again? I wasn't a rock star? I can't play Tambourine? No 600hp Bass Boat? No 57 acre lake? No 3,800 acre estate? NO MASERATI??? Dang, no more spicy Italian sausage for dinner! You mean I really am only a humorless boring bean counter complete with a visor and think glasses?.... Well then why the heck do I have leopard print stretch pants hanging in the closet?
