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#91543 07/22/07 09:01 AM
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On a lot of forums I belong to - there is a "New Member Introduction" topic. As folks register, they are encouraged to introduce themselves and tell a little about their pond.

"Hi, my name is Gator. I am from East Texas I have 4 toes on my left foot...I have a pond with gators in it."

Just a thought - we have so many people now it is hard to welcome everyone.


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Cool idea for a topic...Maybe group them by states as well.



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 Quote:
Originally posted by Alligator:
"Hi, my name is Gator. I am from East Texas I have 4 toes on my left foot...I have a pond with gators in it."
:D \:D \:D


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hi, i'm DIED, tom cruise and santa are friends of mine, mr. lusk makes me wait for my magazine, i have a pegleg and a shrinking pond with lots of fish \:D

i like the idea, especially being on dial up i cant get browse all the topics in one brief setting so i miss all kindsa stuff.


GSF are people too!

#91547 07/22/07 12:39 PM
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Hi, I'm GW.


My pond is imaginary.


I like maggots...


and Warmouth.



#91548 07/22/07 01:35 PM
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Name is Bob. I think pond and fish OK, not sure. Afraid to go near it now. Pacu in there you know.

#91549 07/22/07 01:40 PM
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Hello, my name is Bruce.

My redears are angry with me.


Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
#91550 07/22/07 04:11 PM
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My name is Jack, from Kentucky. I caught an 11# 29" CC today.... Life is good...


Jack.....
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Hi, my name is Theo. I spent all day baling a lousy 147 bales of hay, but I got to feed my fish. All the poison has left the building.


"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
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G'day...I'm Brettski. I'm in debt up to my gills. Thanks, Pondboss.

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hi,
my name is howard.I am a vaso-vagal survivor, and like to sit and drink beer on my dock. My dogs love me, but my catfish don't. Seeking like-minded female individual. Must be able to cook and provide their own fishing gear.

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My name is Ken. I have way too many hobbies (ahhh, addictions). When I grow up I want to have fish like Bruce Condello and Cecil.


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#91555 07/22/07 11:29 PM
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I am Keith, live in Richardson, and aspire to have my own jiujitsu school. I love to fish and the pond is on my family's land and managed by me.

#91556 07/23/07 07:30 AM
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G'day...I'm Brettski. I'm in debt up to my gills. Thanks, Pondboss.
I thought you didn't stock any 'gills.


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#91557 07/23/07 07:45 AM
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Hi, my name is Shorty, I'm taller than Sunil but shhhhhhh, don't tell him. \:D

#91558 07/23/07 08:31 AM
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Hi , my name is ewest. I spend so much time looking for info on the Pond Boss Forum (or elsewhere) to help out other ponders in need that I don't have time to manage my ponds any more !!! ;\) It is a lot of fun and I learn something new every day . Now if I could only remember the info and where I put it here so I could find it later.
















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Hello, my name is Sunil, and I'm in love with my pond. I'm not as tall as Shorty, and my pond is not as large as Shorty's pond, but my smallmouth bass are bigger (adult stockers and natives!).


Today is also my birthday (38 years old), so if any of you need to send me gifts in the mail, just PM me and I'll send you the address
(birthday cards without monetary checks are unnecessary).


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

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I'm Dave, also known as the Muleshoe MotorMouth.

I live in a suburb of Fort Worth but am originally from the West Texas town of Muleshoe.

I commute 70 miles to play with fish, deer, hogs, turkey, rattesnakes, etc.


It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.

Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP Grandpa
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Hi my name is Jeff. I am a retired rock star. Some of you may know me; I use to play Tambourine for the Rolling Spawn. If you can get past my security detail I can be found fishing from my 600hp bass boat on my 57 acre lake. That is if you can find the lake on my 3,800 acre estate. My Maserati does 185, I lost my license, now I don�t drive.

Whaa, what? I've been dreaming again? I wasn't a rock star? I can't play Tambourine? No 600hp Bass Boat? No 57 acre lake? No 3,800 acre estate? NO MASERATI??? Dang, no more spicy Italian sausage for dinner! You mean I really am only a humorless boring bean counter complete with a visor and think glasses?.... Well then why the heck do I have leopard print stretch pants hanging in the closet?


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GW..... \:D \:D \:D

so gator, pretty funny stuff you started. i dont think the moderators are taking the question too seriously.


GSF are people too!

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Hi my name is Jeff. I am a retired rock star...

Whaa, what? I've been dreaming again? I wasn't a rock star? I can't play Tambourine? No 600hp Bass Boat? No 57 acre lake? No 3,800 acre estate? NO MASERATI???....Well then why the heck do I have leopard print stretch pants hanging in the closet?
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Hello, my name is Sunil, and I'm in love with my pond. I'm not as tall as Shorty, and my pond is not as large as Shorty's pond, but my smallmouth bass are bigger (adult stockers and natives!).


Today is also my birthday (38 years old), so if any of you need to send me gifts in the mail, just PM me and I'll send you the address
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Happy Birthday Sunil


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My name is Heybud cause a friend always says Heybud. I'm old cause I'm retired. I now own two ponds (I must be nuts.)If I was a tree I would like to be a pecan tree.


In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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My name is Okiefish16 because I'm from Oklahoma and I like to fish and me and my wife like Greg Biffle(Nascar #16) I've always wanted a pond and now at the ripe old age of 36, I finaly have one.


brand new, never before used 1/4 acre pond.
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My name is Jeff and I have a few acres, a few ponds, a couple of fish.....I have 1 wife and 2 kids. I like to watch the #29 pass the #16 ....but man oh man - racing ain't what it used to be.

I work too much and play too little....want to work on that in my next 30 years.


"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not the fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau

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