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Originally posted by Bing:
Cecil, I knew Mark Twain, Mark Twain was a friend of mine. Frankly, Cecil, you are no Mark Twain.
Is that supposed to be funny or an insult?

I'm familar with Senator Bensen's words to to Dan Quayle but I fail to see the connection.

If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.