Man, I tell ya!
I'm starting to get a sense for those of you who don't get Pond Boss magazine delivered very early compared to the rest of us.
This TV thing is way worse. Not getting to see our leader in his TV debut is harsh.
I think I've lined up a source who's going to send me a bootleg copy through the underground. He's going to make a trip to Europe and mail it from there to disguise the paper trail.
When asked about it during the inevitable upcoming congressional inquiry, my reply will be "I have no recollection of ever receiving a bootleg copy of anything, Senator."
