Originally posted by Yolk Sac:
This is probably the work of Jeffhasapond, and represents part of his nefarious scheme to hijack every thread into an obscure and unrecognizable oblivion. It's obviously working; this one started out with clever catfish and wound up with the Gettysburg Address!
Now wait a minute here, I didn't jack this thread, if blame is to be lain for causing this thread to take a hard left turn then perhaps Theo (or his clone) is to blame. After all he is the one that started this down the shotgun path.
Secondly, there's no proof that I cloned Theo, in fact I've never been close enough to obtain a tissue sample. But I do believe that a diabolical scheme to clone pond meisters is in play. Several times I have mentioned that I am quite sure that Bob Lusk has been cloned and I've been ignored more than a UFO abductee at a NASA convention. I believe that if anyone is a suspect in this cloning ordeal it is none other than our mild mannered Bruce Condello. He has had plenty of opportunity having met BOTH Bob Lusk and Theo, he has knowledge - - just look at his freakishly large Blue Gill and you know something is going on behind closed doors in secret rooms on the Condello Compound. The only thing I'm unsure of is motive.
Finally, I can't be blamed for all of the hijacks here, only a high percentage of them. Follow Brettski around the forum and you'll see the work of yet another deviant besides me.
If the hijack doesn't fit you must acquit.
The defense rests.
(I knew watching the OJ trial would somehow benefit my life).
