To lighten things up here a little I will tell you a funny story -- well sort of -- related to this topic. I had permission to fish a pond indirectly out in the middle of no where while I was living in the basement of my contractor. This was while he was building my log home. The problem was I was doing fish taxidermy and needed a place to put those fish carcasses left over from the skinning. I put them in his dumbster only once and was told to never ever do that again! Phew! \:D

So I had a dilema. Where to put the left over carcasses of the 6 yo 7 pound bass, 40 inch northerns, 15 inch crappies etc. I decided to put them under a tree near the pond out in the boonies. After all what the racoons would not eat would decompose right? And since no one lived there the smell would not be a problem right? Funny thing is soon after dropped off a load of giant fish carcasses the place got locked up gate and all. No more access. Then figured it out! The owner found the fish carcasses and probably thought all those huge fish came out of the pond and on top of that someone was just throwing them away! I can just see the look on his face when he came across a pile of monster fish!

Funny thing is the pond was poorly managed and didn't have anything of size.


If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.