Ha!
Nice try, bullhead-man. Your cover is blown! You go back and tell ol' Mudcat Joe and his BH stocking goons that the jig is up. As much as I may regret this, it's time to unwrap the 4 rolls of ductape off of Dwight and pull him and the miniature pontoon party barge back into shore. We have peep's in Minny! You DON'T want a visit from Guido and Vito!