Seeing as how he's broken the 2 lb barrier and then some, if anyone were to ever grow 3 lb BG, Dr. Frankenbruce would be the one!

Of course, they'd probably all have 6 eyes and a bad attitude, but then again 'roids will do that to you. Worst of all, no one would dare go near his ponds again...

"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."