Some one liners from the late great Groucho Marx
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got in my pajamas I'll never know.
You are only as old as the woman you feel.
My mother loved children. She would have would have given anything if I had been one.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Anyone who says he can see though women is missing a lot.
A child of five could understand this. Someone fetch me a child of five.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
