In my next life, after I ace the SAT, graduate magna cum laude from a good liberal arts college with dual majors in English and Physical Chemistry, and get a Phd in philosophy, my real ambition will be to make it past one reply to one of Theo's postings on the forum without being left berefit of an appropriate response.
B'ski, I think JHP may have the right idea, but if you lay it on too thick you might risk a backlash-my wife would say "..then drain the dammed pond and plant a high carbon sink like sorghum!"
