Cowboy walks into a bar. Everyone is leaving. He orders a beer, and asks the barkeep:

"Where's everyone going?"

"To a hangin'"

"Who they hangin'"

"Paper Bag Pete"

"Paper Bag Pete? Why do they call him that?

"Cause he makes his clothes out of brown paper bags".

"Why are they hangin' him?

"Rustling"

Shrimp