Dave, perhaps a nice locked-door limo tour of some of the nice retention ponds in the DFW Metroplex is in order.

Augment that with the in-limo AV system to air Bill Dance and In Fisherman episodes, set to repeat or continuously loop.

Catfish for lunch too; maybe Tilapia for dinner.

Say pick up the ladies at 7AM and have them back to the hotel around midnight??

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."