Dave, perhaps a nice locked-door limo tour of some of the nice retention ponds in the DFW Metroplex is in order.
Augment that with the in-limo AV system to air Bill Dance and In Fisherman episodes, set to repeat or continuously loop.
Catfish for lunch too; maybe Tilapia for dinner.
Say pick up the ladies at 7AM and have them back to the hotel around midnight??
