Now Brett, that is one narrow dang channel. Tried teachin' wife and kids what the bouys mean so they could pull ME skiing...settled on "stay between the things"...

My wife would probably just run up on the bank if she saw that...at least I'd hope that would be the worst thing. Otherwise, if she tried to follow my instructions...

In a lifetime, the average driver will honk 15,250 times. My wife figures I'm due to die any day now...