I think one of the problems you guys are having with your PB arrivals is that there's so much more content in the magazine, that it's taking the mail carriers longer to read it. Hence the delayed arrivals.

Fortunately for me, my mail carrier is aquaphobic.

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."