Theo steps up to the plate. He swings - he misses. And again, and again - strike three.

I hope you don't think I was dissing your taste or your father's, Shorty. No insult intended, and I'm sorry if one came across. \:\(


"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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