...T Gallus, producer extraordinaire, asks & ponders:
You really want to mother these guys?
Uh-oh...I see the T Gallus wheels a-turnin'! I see mountains...no I see Alps. Yeah, and a little convent nestled into the base of the foothills! Hmmm...there's an innocent young nun...named, uh, Sister Maria...no, no, no...Sister Debbie. Yeah, Sister Debbie. Oh yeah, and she spends WAY too much time at the pond behind the convent...WAY too much time...you know, to the point that she gets assigned elsewhere to re-direct her focus. But where...hmmm.... THAT'S IT! She is sent to be Nanny to a group of wayward juveniles that also need direction! Yeah, wayward....what else? YES...their only guardian is policeman...no, not a policeman....A CAPTAIN!...no, not a captain...YES, A POND BOSS. Yes, THAT'S IT!!!...and his name will be Bruce...no, not Bruce.... No, something stronger...something braver...something commanding........GALLUS... VON GALLUS!
(quick, get me Rodgers and Hammerstein on the blower!)
