Say it ain't so, Theo! There's no way that Grandma Gallus, Queen of the church bazaar and ice cream social, could possibly have any connection to a trailer park block party in Texas! Nope, and don't crush all that is good and wholesome with the insinuation that Grannie G. even considered throwing bread crumbs to doves. OMG, it just hit me....please, please don't let her nickname be Roy or Oscar!
