In other news tonight, freakish reports of odd freshwater animals observed in an Ohio pond are flooding local sheriff stations.
In addition to several species already noted as unique and perhaps deformed, including catfish and RES, local aerospace engineer and pond owner Theo Gallus is under suspicion of illegal genetic tampering, and cruelty to animals. This photo above taken only yesterday shows Mr. Gallus tying a chlorox bottle to one of the many strange creatures, then setting it adrift.
