I was told by a fish farmer that fish farmers are a disfunctional lot. Maybe pond meisters are the same?
They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa! Original Song by Napolean the XIV 1966
Remember when on the that bluebird day
I got on my knees
Because I had weeds
And then I went berserk?
Well. . .
They just kept growing
And got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy pond farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That my pond was broke
Right. . .
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And my pond you bashed!
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy pond farm
To the happy pond home
With algae blooms and jumping fish clones
And fishermen who sit and smile
And twiddle their poles awhile Ha-haaa!
I raised my fish
And that's a fact
And this is how you pay me back
For all picnics on our tract?!
Hah. . .
Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in a cage, you water turkey!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny pond farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
To the happy pond farm
To the happy pond home
With algae blooms and jumping fish clones
And fishermen who sit and smile
And twiddle their poles awhile Ha-haaa!
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
