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Just moved to TEXAS ! Now this is a state that knows how to live!!
>Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is
>beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.
>June 14th:
>Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an
>air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
> What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into
>a sun worshipper.
>June 30th:
>Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus
>and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the lawn for me.
>Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
>July 10th:
>The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used
>to this kind of heat?
> At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat
>is taking longer than I expected.
>July 15th:
>Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my
>body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.
> I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate
>like this.
>July 20th:
>I missed Baby (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
>By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Baby had died and swollen up
>to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon.
>The car now smells like Kibbles and Kits.
> I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.
> Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again.
> July 25th:
>The wind sucks. It feels like a giant flippin blow dryer!!
> And it's hot as heck. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and
>the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to
>order parts.
>July 30th:
>Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000 house and
>I can't even go inside. Baby is the lucky one. Why did I ever come here?
>Aug. 4th:
>It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost
>$500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate this stupid state.
>Aug. 8th:
>If another person wise cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to
>strangle him. Dang heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is
>boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!
>Aug. 9th:
>Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat on
>the seats in the car, I thought my rear was on fire.
> My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the
>hair on the back of my legs and rear . . . Now my car smells like burnt
>hair and baked cat.
>Aug 10th:
>The weather report might as well be a recording. Hot and sunny.
>Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for 2 months
>and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.
> Doesn't it ever rain in this state? Water rationing will be next,
>so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over.
> Even the cactus can't live in this heat.
>Aug. 14th:
>Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead.
>Forgot to crack the window and blew the dang windshield out of the car.
>The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked me??? "Hot enough
>for you today?"
>My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail. I HATE TEXAS.
>What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??
>Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.
Probably moved from Nebraska! :rolleyes: :p

Please no more rain for a month! :|