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You might be a pond nut if you sit on your dock having a good time and the water is 8 feet below your dock.
In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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 i hear you heybud. you might also be a pond nut if you wade through neck hi grass and thistle in 110 degree weather just to get a bunch of grasshoppers to jump in yer pond for fish food.
GSF are people too!  
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If you travel 750 miles roundtrip to turn the feeder on or off...you might just be a pond neck.
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If you wake up in the middle of the night and start worrying about your pond. 
Please no more rain for a month! :|
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Unfortunately, there's no "might" about it.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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You start adding lots of modifiers to simple nouns.
An example would be instead of saying "Look, I caught a bluegill", you will say "Look, I caught a high wR, feed trained, male, age-3 bluegill".
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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When the wife says: "Honey, I'm ready for bed..." and you reply: "O.K. dear, I'm feeding my fish....see you in the morning". Not saying that I'm that bad, but close :rolleyes:
Dream it, Believe it, Achieve it!
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If the pond is much more important than the house or the yard!
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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When 3 of the guys you keep in contact with the most are guys you met on the Pond Boss Forum.
Just a Pond Boss 'sponge'
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When your fiance complains to her friends about her computer homepage now being Pond Boss. (haha, thats a shout out to you NEfish)
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When your wife complains you spend more time sexing Bluegill than - uh, nevermind.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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