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Excellent beaver shot. That's a big, scary beaver.
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AS Frank Drevan would say "nice beaver".
Just do it...
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Is that beaver supposed to be 3'10" from head to tail? If so, that guy's short.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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yeah that puts him about 5'2" STANDING UP STRAIGHT! Looks like there is a bite mark out of the tail of that beaver, (insert rude comment here) 
A little snow, Please!
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Pond enemy #1 (holding beaver) 
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Thanks for posting the picture Bruce. One day I will be able to do that. I know some of his family and will ask how they measured the beaver. I supect that it is streched out a little in the picture. Anyway I thought you guys would enjoy the picture.
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It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP Grandpa
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....Ward, there's something wrong with the Beaver.
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Grettski, you're showing our age. Oh...I know; you watch Nic at Night. 
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"You've done it now, you little creep - you dug a den burrow right in the middle of Mr. Brettski's dam!"
"Well, gah, Wally, I didn't know it would wash out."
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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I'm confused. The Prattville Progress headlines over on the left of the picture included, �Model to pose for artists.� Which one was the model? Lou, a couple of counties north of Prattville
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I like the fact that he's not wearing shoes.
I go barefoot when I can, usually only during the day, and in places where I'm not likely to walk on sharp objects or glass and such.
So I'm trying to think how this whole thing went down.............
You hear a beaver out there, so you grab your gun and go outside. Maybe you've seen the beaver before, and tried to put your shoes on before getting your gun and going outside, but the beaver got away.
So this time, no time for shoes.
So is this beaver on shore/land? If the beaver is in the water, I guess you get into your boat or whatever and go get it after you shoot it. Still no time to put some shoes on though?
Then it's photo opp. time. Instead of just holding up the beaver wherever you are, get up on a trailer of some sort to pose, but still no time for shoes?
Help me out here.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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My favorite line from the Leave it to beaver show is "Ward you were a little hard on the Beaver! Well June yes maybe I was"
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That dude looks like he doesnt need any shoes, the soles of his feet are probably thicker than my nike, Probably tougher than most men ever thought about being.
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Sunill, my thought of the barefoot redneck is that he heard a commotion in the water, spotted the beav in the shallows, put his Jack Daniels down, and jumped it. During the struggle, he bit a nice chunk outta the tail, cause he had'nt had a chaw for awhile. The gun part is just a cover up, cause it's against the law ta wressle a beaver in Alabama, unless it's some kind of kin. Bob-O
Do nature a favor, spay/neuter your pets and any weird friends or relatives.
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With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...
"You might be a redneck if you snack on your mammals before pictures".
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Ya'll have a lot to learn about southern way of life. Look at the date, it wasn't Sunday; therefore no shoes required. This needs national exposure. I'll forward it to Greta.
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y'all have it wrong, that guy is a noodler. Sunil, it also explains the lack of shoes.........he dove down by dam, stuck is hands in hole, waited for beaver to clamp on, pulled him out, brought him to shore, shot him so he'd be still for the photo opp, bit his tail to make sure he was dead, then he put his shirt on and had his buddy take the pic.
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