Heard a good one over the weekend.

Southern girl is taking her first airplane trip. She is real excided about this big adventure and dresses in her Sunday best. After she sits down on the plane a lady sits next to her dressed in the finest cloths she has ever seen. When the lady spoke to the flight attendant she realized she was not from the south. Being a friedly southern girl she decided to break the ice with "where you from?". The Lady turned to her with her nose in the air and said "young lady where I am from we do not end our sentences with a preposition". The southern girl thought for a moment then turned and said "where you from b--ch"