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- No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

- Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do "queues, we do "lines"; and when we're in line," we talk to everybody!

- Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

- To those of you who're still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!

- And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, ya'll need a sign to hang on ya' front porch that reads "I ain't from the South but I got here as fast as I could."

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