"What's the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee?

A Yankee comes down to Florida, spends all his money, and leaves.

A Damn Yankee comes down to Florida, spends all his money, and stays."

-told to me by a Tampa native.

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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