It's anybody's guess. If her mission was to awaken me from the deepest sleep of my life, then she succeeded.

My bathtub was also backed up, so when I was re-lining my reel on Saturday night I turned on the shower and let it go for a few minutes before I got in. Like an idiot I had turned the wrong knob so I ended up taking a hot shower calf-deep in freezing water.

I guess you get what you pay for when it comes to motel rooms.


Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.