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Originally posted by Brettski:
Do you believe that I should cast off those gimmicky health foods that I have been using and move to the Runza regimen? I am half German and half Scotch/Irish; my intestinal tract is fairly stout. My doctor has already confirmed my ability to handle this major dietary shift. My only fear is another major let-down as his last recommendation to try the White Castle diet was a huge failure.
Brettski, I'm not a physician, nor do I play a Dentist on TV, but it sounds like the perfect diet for you (given your heritage) would be to get half your calories from Runzas and the other half from a mix of single-malt scotch and Killian's.

As I'm sure you noticed, the all White Castle diet has some serious emission control problems. The EPA is trying to regulate it's use.

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