Somehow, this became my destiny thread....
I admittedly don't know squat about fish and am trying to learn and get involved in the extreme periphery of any "fish talk". So, I hear this interesting thing about how UV rays and the light spectrum can be used to stimulate predator instincts. THIS WAS MY FIRST REAL ATTEMPT TO INTRODUCE A LEGIT FISH THING!
So what happens:
It immediately turns to Stinkey Bait (no matter how many times I say that out loud, it comes out awkward :rolleyes: ) Then it twists to Stink Bait effects on humans...this includes roll-ons and aftershaves and their supporting marketing slogans. The next turn is into the back-streets of Hollywood to film some Sci-fi flick based on mutating fish hormones and pheramone glands. All this followed up by the Producer's drug induced special interest note to the viewers to warn an "R" rating due to special effects like "roll it around in some hormone juices, make it wiggle its tail around, and we might have a winner?"
Oh yeah, let's not forget her research assistant from Lincoln, Dr Ruth "Shorty" Westheimer, who subtly interjects psychosexual therapeutic memoranda like "Wearing a little bit of "Old Chum" followed by invitation to go out to dinner at Red Lobster might actually work with some women."
You people don't know me, let alone the damage you are inflicting. I was on my 12th step to put all this gutteral thought and lifestyle safely into my past and move on to a clean and sober future with ponds, fish, and the frolic that they promise. Instead, I have been thrusted sharply backward to a past of debachery and unlimited irresponsibility...a past that would even scare the likes of David Lee Roth.
All I can say is:
That was close...THANKS
