Deb:
Let's see, Ryan is 3 - that's the perfect age to wean him off kiddy programs and on to such adult fair as The Simpsons. We did that, substituting 2 six hour tapes of Simpsons episodes for Sesame Street, etc. (11 years later and I still remember every line of dialog from those episodes. "Strip the bark next, Stampy." "Can we have a pool, Dad?" "Take me away to Mount Splashmore. Take me, take me, take me, take me now. NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! Mount Splashmore, take me there right now!"). Just do it, Deb, and your son will be every bit as normal as mine - contemplating universes where "The Terminator" was portrayed by Gilbert Gottfried.