Ice Fishin' Rocks
(to the tune of "Surfin' U.S.A.")

If we all had hard water
On our perch ponds, dude
Then we'd all go ice fishin'
The way that Cecil do.
We'd be in Thinsulate undies
And our electric socks
Out drillin' holes in the water
'Cause ice fishin' rocks!

If it got down to sub-zero
That'd be real nice.
We put our shanties on float tubes.
We can't wait for ice!
We'd stay out anglin' all Winter;
This year it's such a tease.
Yeah, we'd all be ice fishin'
If it would only freeze.

We'd ice fish in Indiana
And Minnesota, guys,
Grand Prairie, Alberta,
And Ulster Park, N.Y.
We'd go out on frozen water
And sit there in a box.
Yeah, we'd all go ice fishin'
'Cause ice fishin' rocks!


"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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