Yes, of course I talk to my fish. Doesn't everyone????

Bruce might have been right on though. I do get the impression that they are thinking "silly, silly human," when I try to have a conversation with them.

This is only true assuming that SMB stands for Super Mondo Bullshat.

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."