Yep, that's just like my friend Dudley. Six ft. above sea level and a long 15 miles from the water. Nothing to worry about until he runs out of Scotch and toilet paper.
Hey, don't you remember that old Johnny Cash song? It started out with "How highs the water, Mama? Well, it's 6 feet high and rising."
Dammit Dud, get your butt out of there.
