A cup (6' diameter, 4' high unused concrete sewer pipe) with a bunch of pencils (a dozen-ish 8 ft-ish hedge fence posts) sitting in it and sticking out the top.
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Undoubtedly out of style today, for forty years I used the one my older sister gave me for college graduation - a cup marked "Pencils 5 Cents" - so I "would always have a job."

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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