Searching distant memories for what Crappies taste like - Bluegill.
DD: You can fillet a 6" BG (surely too small for gene-splicing material) if you don't insist on using a "Hurst & Bowie" knife. :p But I know, everything's big in Texas.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling