I don't get no steenking discount, however, I have told the fire chief to always consider my ponds as a source of pumpable firewater if need be. I always maintain a nice mown path to the water's edge on the first, and will probably do so on the second as well...or else my wife will know the reason why!
In a lifetime, the average driver will honk 15,250 times. My wife figures I'm due to die any day now...
