Some say when that when you're hit with bird poop, you should play the lottery.
What would one do after such an incident like this???
Stay out from underneath the rattlesnake trees, and wear a Falconer's glove when outside.
Shouldn't we find a good Pond Boss advertiser that sells rattlesnake trees?
I am thinking they would be pretty effective for the people that have problems with cormorants and anhinga! Not to mention the giant GBH nests, the rattlers could definitely clear out those fish assassins when they are up in the trees.