I personally have turtle structures and habit in my pond. Large stumps partcially submergered.
Ever now an then when my redneck side takes over and I want to play Rambo I pull out the old 22 long rifle semi 9X scope that my grand father gave me as a kid. Very first gun after my daisy BB gun. I don't really need the scope because there will be about 5 to 10 all bunched up and I spread 15 rounds on them in a very very short period of time. I usally manage a 50% kill ratio. Got to leave some for the next time Rambo shows up.
Some times when I want to play GI Joe I look out and see all these little black heads floating around I become a marine sniper and utilize the scope for percision head shots. Instant kill.
Now that's my mean side. As many may recall I posted a while back on geese problem. They have now eat all the screens off the front of the house and mess all over the porches and deck. They even guard the doggy door and want let my cow dogs out. My wife has put out a death contract on them. Trouble is they are so pretty I can't bring myself to sqeese the trigger. Are there any Assassins for hire near the DFW area? Has anyone ever had deep fried goose?