Al just can't go boating at night....
I just took you out of my will.
Who'd you put in? Hunter?
Nope. He'd just leave it all at a computer store.
Make jokes, but you're missing out on a slightly used ginsu knife set, a bag of salted peanuts, a 2 liter bottle of RC Cola, and 47 wheat pennies. Ain't so funny now is it.